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30

May

goddamnit Chandler not now I’m trying to lead the free world

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oh wow seriously all I do with my life after lunch time is wait for dinner it’s such a waste

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carly rae jepson - call me maybe

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beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

giantrobotanime:

pluto not being a planet proves that people will be obnoxious and “nostalgic” about any stupid fucking thing

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disconnor:

I want this so bad!

… this is more than want… This is NEED! 

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29

May

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cmon SRSLY man i just want to get this exam over and done with it’s not like i’ll get any study done today anyway blergh 

omg ok favourite bit of QI last night was about salazar (portugese dictator guy) who had a stroke and lost power but everyone sort of just pretended he was still running the country and gave him forms to sign and left him in his office which is quite nice really. I agree with david mitchell, that’s much better treatment for when you’re old and senile then just sitting in a boring home so I’d appreciate if someone could keep that in mind for me. 

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#the constant face i make #to the nonexistent cameras following me around in my life
I don’t know about being the sexiest man in the world. I am barely the sexiest man in my flat and I’m the only guy living there. It makes me laugh because I see all the faults - I have spent 35 years of my life with myself. But I am very flattered. I don’t know how else to take it but to be flattered and giggle.

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I JUST DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND BENEDICT.

Let me show you.

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