2. That’s even better than r u thinking what I’m thinking

  3. lindsaychrist:

    who the fuck wrote these lies

    (Source: 6bitch6craft6, via fuckyeahrobespierre)


  4. Actually that’s never happened to me in my life lol


  5. ussawesome:

    when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

    (via thatwetshirt)

  6. cispeople:




    I have literally reblogged this so many times like

    I’m mesmerized

    Their reactions tho

    is this the white people equivalent of the Harlem globe trotters

    (Source: 4gifs, via biqbywolf)

  7. "I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talking about." - Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

    (Source: mashamorevna, via christmessina)

  8. In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

    (Source: maimedlion, via renloras)

  9. (Source: 5keng, via biqbywolf)


  10. suspend:

    i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

    (via averagefairy)


  12. molebucks:



    treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

    no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

    *4-second-long fart noise*

    (via sagethenate)


  13. "People run from rain but
    in bathtubs full of

    Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

    Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

    (via coolestpriest)

    (Source: cachaemic, via christmessina)


  14. A summary of hannibal: *loud clanging*

  15. (Source: garrulus, via fuckyeahjaneites)